| I walked into the kitchen this morning and asked my wife, "What's for breakfast?", she replied "make love to me right now". Not believing my luck I took her straight over the table, and when I finished asked her, "What's all that about?" "The egg timer's broken." She replied! |    |
Joke by guest1 - Tags: husband , wife , crap , kitchen , sex - Current Score: 97 - Added: 7 months ago
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