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A blind rabbit bumps into a blind snake. They agree to guess what each other are by touch.

The snake says "You have a fluffy tail, big pointy ears and buck teeth - you must be a rabbit"

The rabbit replies "You've got dry scaly skin, no lips, no ears, no hair, you're eyebrows aren't there and you're hissing."

"Fuck me, you're that paki bomber from Glasgow airport!"
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Joke by hangman - Tags: snake , rabbit , glasgow , bomb  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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