| Actual Medical Chart Notes *Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. *Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. *On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared. *The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. *Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. *Healthy-appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. *The patient refused autopsy. *The patient has no previous history of suicides. *Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. *Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days. *She is numb from her toes down. *Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. *I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. *Skin: somewhat pale but present . *The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. |    |
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