| Slightly old joke but worth re telling... David Copperfield is at a "Corporate" do, he's impressing everyone with his card tricks, makes everyone go "wow" when he makes Claudia Schiffer dissappear and re appear etc etc ad infinitem. At the end of the act he gets a standing ovation, steps up to the microphone and asks the audience if anyone would like to show him a trick. One guys stands up and says "I know one". So David asks him to show the Audience. "Ok" says the guy "for this trick I need the assistance of the very lovely Claudia Schiffer" So claudia walks over to the guys table. "Please put your hands palm down on the table, and whatever happens don't move" he says, which she does. He then walks behind her, lifts up her dress, whips down her knickers, pulls his cock out and starts to hump her from behind. "Hey" says Copperfield after a couple of minutes, "That's not a trick" "No," says the man "But it is magic" |    |
Joke by Sticky - Tags: claudia schiffer , david copperield , magic , sex - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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