| A woman walks into a high class jewellers. As she's busy admiring some wonderful diamond rings, she lets out a bit of a sloppy fart. Blushing, she hopes that nobody heard her. A moment later, she approaches a sales assistant and asks, "Excuse me sir, but how much is that gorgeous diamond ring?" "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price..." |    |
Joke by swedishpimp - Tags: jewellers , fart , shit , diamond , jewellery - Current Score: 106 - Added: 7 months ago
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