| Bloke speeding through some country lanes in his brand new Porsche Carrera 4 x 4 when out of no where steps a Paki. He hits him full on and skittles him over the edge and into a nearby farmers field. Off he speeds thinking fuck it it's only a Paki. 2 miles down the road and he starts to feel bad about what he has just done so he drives back to the accident scene. He gets out of his motor but can't see a thing except this farmer tapping some freshly dug earth with a shovel. He shouts over to the farmer, "Hey mate you haven't seen a Paki around here have you?" Farmer replies, "Yep I'm just burying him." The blokes says, "Bloody hell mate was he dead?" The farmer replies, "He says he wasn't but you know what lying bastards they are!" |    |
Joke by ben dover - Tags: paki , farmer , porsche , field , accident , racist - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months ago
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