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A man is walking in London, when it suddenly starts raining so he takes shelter in a peek-a-boo sex shop and pays £50 to get in. He's then confronted by 3 doors.
They read "Blonde", "Brunette" and "Black". He chooses "Blonde", only to be confronted by 3 more doors reading "Small Tits", "Medium Tits" or "Big Tits".
This time he chooses "Big Tits" only to be again confronted with 3 more doors reading "Small Cunt", "Large Cunt", "Wet Cunt".
Somewhat excited now, he chooses "Wet Cunt", pushes his way through the door, and finds himself back out in the rain.
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Joke by Aye-same - Tags: man , sex shop , rain  - Current Score: 128 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago

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