| A bloke keeps chickens and one day an egg rolls out of the chicken run and onto his Pakistani neighbours garden. The Pakistani guy picks it up and says, "this is my egg now." The Chicken owner says, "I think you will find it's actually mine." "No, it's on my land therefore it's mine," says the Pakistani guy. "In England, when we have a dispute over something, we perform a little ritual," says the owner. "What's that then?" asks the Pakistani. "We take it in turns to kick each other in the bollocks and the first one to go down loses, and as it's my egg I get to go first." "Okay, let's go for it." The Pakistani braces himself whilst the English guy takes a long run and then gives him one almighty kick right in the gonads. With tears in his eyes and his legs seriously shaking, the Pakistani guy manages to compose himself and in a very high pitched voice says, "okay, I didn't go down, it's my turn now." The English guy replies, "fuck it - you can keep it." |    |
Joke by ben dover - Tags: pakistani , chicken , egg , bollocks - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
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