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not sick but i find it funny

These two vampire bats are in a cave, they have been flying around for days. . . and, uh, you know, they like blood; haven't had any in a while. One of 'em goes out on a recon . . . comes back, face just covered in blood. The other bat's beside himself. He says, "Wow! What happened?"

And he points to this village, the bat . . . well, he flaps to it, you know. He says, "You see that village over there?" and the other bat says, "Yeah!"

"See that steeple?"

"Yeah."

"I didn't."

*Courtesy of Rich Hall on QI*
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Joke by thermal rug - Tags: vampire , bat  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago

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