| The prison chefs at Paris Hilton's prison are preparing breakfast. They are pouring porridge into each bowl for the prisoners until they get to Paris' bowl. "I'm going to wank in to this," says one chef. "Great idea," says the second. Before you know it they've all cum in her porridge. Then the guards take the bowl to her cell and have a quick wank in it before delivering it to Paris. Paris looks at the bowl and up at the guards and says "I'm not eating this." The guard laughs and asks, "Why not?" Paris replies, "It's got porridge in it." |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours - Tags: paris hilton , cum , wank , porridge - Current Score: 219 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
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