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I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one ready meal and one tin of soup.

I leaned over and said, "You're single, aren't you?"

"How can you tell?" she said, in a sarcastic tone.

I said, "Because you're an ugly cunt!"
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Joke by ht - Tags: single , ugly , grocery , woman , man  - Current Score: 270 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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