| A Jew, a Muslim and a nigger are walking through the countryside late at night, when they come across a farm. They knock on the door and ask the farmer if he has any rooms that they can use for the night. The farmer informs them that he only has two rooms, but he also has a barn. The Jew decides he will sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock at the farm house door, and the Jew is stood outside. "I am sorry, but I cannot sleep in that barn. There are pigs in there, and we consider them to be dirty animals. I cannot sleep under the same roof as them" So the Muslim goes off to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is another knock at the farm house door. The Muslim is stood outside. "I'm sorry, but there are pigs in the barn, and my religion considers them to be dirty animals, so I cannot sleep under the same roof as them" Finally, off goes the nigger to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock on the farm house door. The farmer opens the door and finds all his pigs stood on the doorstep... |    |
Joke by oldskooliain1982 - Tags: jew , muslim , nigger , pigs - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
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