| A man is in bed with his new girlfriend, and they are trying to have sex for the first time. Despite their best efforts, it seems he is too well-endowed for his girlfriend to fully accommodate him. No matter what positions or types of lubricants they try, the girl is still in a lot of discomfort until eventually she says, "I can't carry on any longer; the pain is excruciating." The man looks surprised and replies, "Wow.. Excruciating? That's a big word for a six-year-old." |    |
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