| A man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, when they started kissing, and then one thing led to another, but then the girl quickly stopped him and said "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute and I charge £20 for sex," The man just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, he just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £25." |    |
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