| A farmer is looking really pissed off in his local pub when his friend asks him what's wrong. "I can't get the bull to mate with the cows," he says. His friend says, "Well I have a tip for you. When you get home, rub your hand over the cows cunt and smear it over the bulls nose and he will fuck them senseless." So the farmer goes home and does as his friend says and sure enough, the bull is fucking every cow in sight. So the farmer thinks "If it works for the bull, then I'll try it on the wife tonight". So that night, while his wife is asleep, he slides into bed and rubs his hand over his wife's cunt and smears it over his nose. He gets a raging hard on and then nudges his wife in the ribs and says "Take a look at this." His wife switches the lamp on, turns round, looks at him and says "You woke me up just to show me you have a nose bleed." |    |
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