| Now this is a story all about how my Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house's Cellair In west Austria born and raised ******* my daughter is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool and building incest dungeons underneath my pool I took three kids out cuz they were all good told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood. I ****** just one of my daughters the police got scared But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair. They called the partyvan and when it got near The license plate said "AUSTRIA" and it had dice in the mirror "you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare," I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!" She crawled out the house after 7 offspring And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak German!" But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs, so come and party with me, in my second Cellair. |    |
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