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Sheila's Wheels (Mans Version)

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman
You're not a Sheila,
You're a Peter or a Clive
Because their lack of spatial awareness
Makes them really fucking careless
You should never ever let a woman drive.

When a girl is sitting at the wheel
You're gonna hear the crunch of steel,
There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger,
If you want to leave the car alive
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Sheila's Wheels (Mans Version)

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman
You're not a Sheila,
You're a Peter or a Clive
Because their lack of spatial awareness
Makes them really fucking careless
You should never ever let a woman drive.

When a girl is sitting at the wheel
You're gonna hear the crunch of steel,
There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger,
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive.

Beware the Peugeot 206
They're only ever bought by chicks.
And their usual destination
Is the central reservation
If there's any hope that you'll survive.
Never let a woman drive

If you ever let a bird reverse
You're gonna end up in a hearse,
You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl,
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive.

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Or to hear it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yXSx5ltW-0