| It was my first night in prison and I was feeling a bit nervous. My cellmate was a huge bloke with muscles on his muscles. When lights out came and I was lying on my bunk he said: "Seeing that we're going to be spending so much time together we better be family. What do you want to be, mummy or daddy" "Oh shit" I thought. But, on the principle that it's better to give than to receive, I said "I'll be daddy then" "Fair enough" says my cellmate "Now come over here and suck mummy's cock....." |    |
Joke by Legless - Tags: michael jackson , jacko , prison sex , daddy , mummy - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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