| Jesus walks into desert and up to St Peter. He says, "it's no good Pete, Been everywhere and all I could scrounge was a few loaves and half dozen fishes." Peter tells Jesus, "it's no problem Guv'nor, look around." Jesus looks round and sees 5,000 people all eating cod in breadcrumbs. "See, it's all taken care of," Peter says. Jesus shouts, "but how? When I left here we had nothing to eat." Peter points, "all taken care of. Judas came into a bit of money" |    |
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