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This isn't sick but it's a good stupid story to tell your mates down the pub:

So I was in the pub drinking away and this guy barges straight past me knocking my damn drink all over me!
So I said to him, "HEY! You! You're gonna fight me for that."
He says back, "woaaa mate relax, I'm a lover not a fighter."

So I snogged him...

Turns out he was a fighter...
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Joke by rapist101 - Tags: fight , stupid , kiss , gay  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 3 months ago

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