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A man is sat in a toilet cubicle. He has been there an hour trying to do a shit, but he is constipated.
Just then he hears the door on the adjoining cubicle open as someone walks in. Shortly afterwards he hears the sound of an almighty wet fart and the smell of fresh shit fills the air.
"I wish that was me," cried the constipated man.
"So do I," cried a voice, "I ain't pulled my trousers down yet."
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Joke by stig2112 - Tags: toilet , constipated  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago

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