| One evening a priest was sitting on a pew at the front of his church, quietly praying to the Lord. A hot blonde suddenly came in and the priest asked her, "what can I do for you, my child?" The blonde immediately jumped on him and said, "I want you now! Take me!" "I beg your pardon?" the priest exclaimed. "Fuck me now," she said, "fuck me hard up the ass!" The priest by now was sweating and trembling at the sight of the blonde lifting up her blouse revealing a pair of huge tits. "But, my child, you are in the house of the Lord!" the priest desperately replied. "I don't care, take this horny virgin now you sexy son of a bitch!" the blonde exclaimed finally. The priest, now shaking, sweating terribly and feeling himself go hard, turned towards the front of the church and, looking up to the Lord, he cried "Jesus Christ, help me - what should I do?" "DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU STUPID IDIOT, GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING CROSS!" |    |
Joke by mamma mia - Tags: priest , blonde , tits , jesus , ass - Current Score: 341 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago
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