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An elderly couple living in a care home were coming to the end of their days and they wanted to make love one last time, so they sneak into the stock cupboard when no one is looking. Now Ethel hadn't been well for some time but hadn't wanted to trouble Fred. Fred however was feeling rather amorous and groping her everywhere, unclipped her suspenders, ripped her bra off and was just about to get down to business when Ethel shouted out "Stop.... I have something to tell you".
Fred rather frustrated said to Ethel "What is it my lovely?"
"I have acute Angina" she replied
Fred giggled and said "I know and your boobs aren't bad either"
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Joke by ht - Tags: angina , tits , boobs , vagina , old  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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