| A man walks into a brothel and selects the first lady he sees. Before they get down to business the man says to the woman "I have to inform you that I have an 18 inch penis". The woman is taken by surprise and says "There's no way you're sticking that in me!" The man pleads with the woman "It's been so long since I had sex because of what you've just said." The woman is sympathetic and says "You'd kill me with that but I do feel sorry for you. I'll tell you what, I'll suck it for £20" The man replies, "£20! Fuck off I can suck it myself." |    |
Joke by Beavis - Tags: brothel , 18 inch , penis , suck - Current Score: 11 - Added: 6 months, 4 days ago
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