| Little Tommy on a farm runs indoors "Mummy! Mummy! The bull's fucking the cow!" His mum says "No Tommy, you must be polite and say 'the bull is surprising the cow'". Later on Tommy runs in again. "Mummy! Mummy! The bull's surprising all the cows!" His mum says "No Tommy, the bull can't be surprising all the cows". Tommy replies "Oh yes he can; He's fucking the horse!" |    |
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