| Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Mary had a little lamb, And she named him Billy, She took it out behind the shed, And sucked its little willy Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dickhead." Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg." Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Mary had a little lamb she took it to a wedding she stood it up against a wall and kicked its fucking head in. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh shit, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little lamb, She couldn't stop it gruntin', She took it down the garden path, and kicked it's little cunt in. |    |
Joke by mariners - Tags: funny , nursery , rhymes - Current Score: 59 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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