| A man was walking along the beach one day, when he happened to pass by a very lovely young woman that didnt have any arms or legs, gently sobbing to herself... "Why the tears?" he asked. She says, "I'm eighteen years old and I've never been kissed." The man pauses for a moment, then smiles and gives her a soft kiss on the head. She laughs a little and puckers up so he gives her a big kiss on the lips. They pause for an unsure moment and then she says, "You know... I'm eighteen years old... and I've never been fucked!" The man stands up starts smiling and grabs the young woman by the hair and tosses her into the sea. She starts screaming and bobbing up and down, then the man shouts, "WELL YOU'RE FUCKED NOW, DARLING!" |    |
Joke by sickfuck - Tags: wheelchair , sex , virgin , disabled - Current Score: 666 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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