| Tonto and The Lone Ranger are walking through the desert. The Lone Ranger asks Tonto how much he knows about the desert and the nature surrounding them. Tonto suddenly drops the floor and puts his ear to the desert floor. Tonto then shouts, "BUFFALO COME." The Lone Ranger is amazed. He says, "are you so knowledgeable in this world that you can hear the animals miles away and understand their acoustics via their vibrations through the ground?" Tonto looks up and says, "NO! EAR STUCK TO FLOOR!" |    |
Joke by chelsea_steve - Tags: lone ranger , tonto , spunk - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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