| This bloke loses both of his ears in an accident. The surgeon tells him that there are no human transplant ears available but they have a dog's ear and a pig's ear ready to transplant, so he agrees to the operation. One month later, he goes back for a check up and the doc asks him how he is getting on with his new ears. "Well, doctor,", the bloke says, "the dog ear is brilliant - I can hear for miles and no fucker ever talks behind my back - but with the pigs ear....I seem to be getting a lot of crackling in it." |    |
Joke by pornstar - Tags: pig , dog , ear , crackling , doctor , transplant - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months ago
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