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I was such an ugly baby...my mother never breastfed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

(Rodney Dangerfield)
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Joke by staffer - Tags: rodney dangerfield , ugly , breastfed , friend , baby , mother  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months ago

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