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A small boy goes into the kitchen one day and run up to his mum. "Mummy, mummy, Grandma's got a prawn between her legs!"

"Pardon, darling?"
"Grandma's got a prawn between her legs!"
"Okay, show me."

They both walk into the living room, where they find Grandma fast asleep and looking very pleased. Her knickers are missing and her skirt has ridden up so that nothing is left to the imagination.

"See Mu [...]

A small boy goes into the kitchen one day and run up to his mum. "Mummy, mummy, Grandma's got a prawn between her legs!"

"Pardon, darling?"
"Grandma's got a prawn between her legs!"
"Okay, show me."

They both walk into the living room, where they find Grandma fast asleep and looking very pleased. Her knickers are missing and her skirt has ridden up so that nothing is left to the imagination.

"See Mummy? A prawn," says the little boy, pointing between his Gran's splayed legs.
"No, darling that's something special women have."

"But Mummy," says the little boy, looking confused. "It tasted like a prawn."