| A man rings up his home while he is at work to check if every thing is okay. A small boy answers the phone. "Hello son, can I speak to mum?" the Dad asks. "No, she's fucking the milkman," replies the son. "Alright son, go and grab the gun from the attic and shoot them both!" demands the Father. So the everything goes quiet and the Dad hears two gun shots. The son picks up the phone again. "I've got lots and lots of blood on me!" "Just wash it off the pool!" The Dad orders "...Pool...We don't have a pool..." "Wait a minute...This is 0208 875 9420?" |    |
Joke by doubletee - Tags: wrong number , pool , murder , blood , kill , milkman , unlucky mate... - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months ago
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