| I was speeding down the motorway at 100mph in my lorry when a motorbike came up along side me. He looked at me...did a handstand on his bike, then tapped my window. "You haven't got a fag have you mate?" he said. "A fag....you're going to fucking kill yourself!" I shouted. "No......I only smoke 10 a day," he said. |    |
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