| A young British soldier lost his head during a fire fight and ran for cover some distance from the action. He had not only lost his prized beret but had also lost his webbing and weapon. He was crouched down behind a wall when he felt a hand grip his shoulder and heard a calming American voice behind him say, "What the fuck do you think you're doing here, soldier? Think of your regiment...get back there and do what you're paid to do." The young soldier got himself back under control and said, "Sorry, mate, you're right." The voice behind him bellowed, "MATE? I am an American Officer!" The young soldier replied, "Sorry, Sir, I didn't realise I'd run back that far." |    |
Joke by mickle - Tags: british , soldier , war , yanks - Current Score: 124 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
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