| A man hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets home, it's there. Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home, it's there. So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it. One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?" "Yes, why?" asks his wife. "Put the cunt on," he says, "I'm fucking lost." |    |
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