| I awoke early one morning The Earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my windowsill He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun It seemed his very trilling Brought up the morning sun I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed Gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head! I am NOT a morning person!! |    |
Joke by Shimmergirl3260 - Tags: bird , dead , crushed , poem , morning - Current Score: 27 - Added: 5 months ago
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