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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in The North Sea

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!!!
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Joke by niggers out - Tags: north sea , oil , dipsticks , westminster  - Current Score: 51 - Added: 5 months ago

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