| A little girl runs to her father on her birthday and says, "Daddy, Daddy, guess how old I am today." Humouring her he says, "I don't know, honey, how old are you?" She replies, "I'm SIX!" "That's great! Go tell your uncle," he tells her. The girl runs into her uncle's room and again shouts, "Uncie, Uncie, guess how old I am today." He says "Ok, take off your knickers and I'll tell you." She does so and the uncle sticks his fingers in her, sniffs them, and says, "You're six today." She asks him, "How did you know that?" He replies, "I heard you talking to your dad." |    |
Joke by sickfuck - Tags: birthday , grandma , grandmother - Current Score: 146 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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