| A school teacher holds a pop quiz in class and tells the kids whoever gets an answer right can have Monday off. "Okay children," she says, "who said 'think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?" "Miss miss, I know," shouts a child, "JFK." "Well done, you can have Monday off," says the teacher. "Oh no miss," he replies, "I'm a good Jewish boy and my education is very important to me." "OK class," she says again, "who said, 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'?" "Neil Armstrong, miss," shouts a girl at the front. "Well done Sophie, you can have Monday off," says the teacher. "Oh no miss," Says Sophie, "I'm a good Jewish girl, my education is very important to me." "Very well," says the teacher. "I fucking hate Jews," shouts a voice from the back of the class. "Who said that?" shouts the teacher in disgust. "Adolf Hitler, and I'll see you on Tuesday!" |    |
Share This Joke
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
Use this section to share the joke with others - for example, through forums or social networking sites. Just copy and paste the relevant code or click a link.
| Direct Link: | |||||||
| Sickipedia Forums | HTML Link: | BB Code: | |||||
Custurd spent 0ms doing 2 queries and 0s processing. She's 13.91% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel