| A disabled man is sick of life and decides to commit suicide. He wheels his chair to the balcony of a high car park, but can't quite get over the barrier. Anyway, he is desperate to die, so he pleads with people nearby, who ignore him or turn away and refuse. Just then, a lovely blonde bird comes up to him, and as he is about to make his desperate plea she looks him in the eye, and smiles at him. He smiles back- suddenly, the world does not seem so glum! "Hey, I'm so glad we met," she says- "You are just the sort of guy I've been looking to meet, you look so honest and kind, unlike all the other men I've known! What were you doing up here, anyway?" She takes his hand as he replies, "You know, its amazing, but when I first came here I was just desperate for someone to toss me off, but none of these men would do it. But now I've seen you, I don't feel the need any more!" She looks at him, crestfallen, then screams "You dirty homo," and pushes him over the barrier. |    |
Joke by petejtool - Tags: suicide , disabled , blonde , masturbation , wanking , toss off , toss , gay , homo , word play , death , orginal non racist joke - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
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