| The wife's been moaning at me for a while as I've piled on the pounds and developed a 'spare tyre', so I went along to the doctor and asked if there was anything I can do. He said, 'It's simple. Don't panic. Just do something a couple of times a week that gets you slightly out of breath.' So I started smoking again. |    |
Joke by smegs - Tags: obesity , doctor , smoking , jo brand - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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