| I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale: "I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face!" My smartarse mate chipped in, "Ha ha- Thats becase you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn't it!" I replied, "No, its because I can't fucking stand gypsies." |    |
Joke by twayne - Tags: gypsy , pun , peter cook , dudley moore , punch , hit , strike , fight - Current Score: 111 - Added: 4 months ago
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