| I was mowing the grass at my local church last weekend to help out our ageing vicar. About halfway round a blackbird landed right in front of my mower, and before I knew what was happening blood was spraying everywhere.... including all over me! I went to tell the vicar what had happened, and apologised for not being able to finish the job, as I had to go to the hospital for an AIDS test. "What do you mean?" he said? "Black birds don't carry AIDS!" "This one does" says I, "She's Nigerian and was trying to steal the lead off the church roof when she fell off". |    |
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