| An Aussie, Irishman and American are about to have lunch on 35th floor of a construction site. The Aussie opens up his lunch box to discover a vegimite sandwich, he groans "If my wife makes me another Vegimite sandwich I'm going to jump off this building" The American opens up his lunch box and discovers a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, he turns to the 2 man and says "If my wife makes me another peanut and jelly sandwich I'm jumping off too" The Irish mans opens his lunch box to discover a ham sandwich, he turns to the other two man and says "If I get another ham sandwich I'm jumping as well" The next day at lunch the Aussie opens up his lunch box and finds a Vegimite sandwich, so he jumps. The American opens his lunch box finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and jumps off. The Irishman opens his lunch box and finds a ham sandwich and he jumps too. A week later at the funeral all the wives are gathered in a circle crying. The wife of the Aussie says 'Why did I only make him vegimite sandwiches, I could have changed it at least once? The American wife says 'I should have made a different sandwich and not the same one every day" The wife of the Irishman stood back in confusion, looked at the two woman and said "I don't understand it - he makes his own lunch" |    |
Joke by J111STRX8 - Tags: irish , american , aussie - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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