| I never believed in all that psychic shit until today! My mate dragged me into this Mystic Meg tent, and she turns to me and says, "I see a child in your life, but all is not well there. You must take special care" Scared the life out of me! So I phoned the wife and told her. She replied "It's a bloody good thing you called! You left the bolt on the cellar door unlocked, the little fucker was almost out the front door!" |    |
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