| A guy sits next to a beautiful woman in a bar, and as he starts to talk to her she interrupts him and says, "Please don't waste your time, I am a lesbian." "Oh," he says, "That's interesting. Tell me how would you for instance pick up another woman?" "Well," she say`s, "I have had my eye on that blond at the bar we have made eye contact, so now I will sit next to her and start a conversation and after a while I will stroke her leg and if she responds by touching me I will caress her breasts...." At this the guy shouts "Fuck me!" "What's wrong?" asks the woman. "I think I'm a lesbian as well!" he says. |    |
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