| FEMALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. - Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. - Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. - Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. - Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. - Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. - Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there... MALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe or America : ruled by a dick... |    |
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