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A drunk stumbles out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, "I'm Jesus Christ."

The first priest says, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ."

So the drunk says it to the second priest.

The second priest replies, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ."

The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the priests and the bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"
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Joke by mamma mia - Tags: drunk , priests , jesus christ  - Current Score: 211 - Added: 4 months ago

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