| An old man walks into the local Cathedral and says to the rector, "I would like to join this fucking church." The astonished man replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen, damn it. I said I want to join this fucking church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The rector leaves his desk and goes into the bishop's study to inform him of the situation. The Bishop agrees that the rector does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to his office and the Bishop asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 5 million quid on the fucking lottery and I want to join this fucking church to get rid of some of this fucking money." "I see," said the Bishop, "and is this cunt giving you a hard time?" |    |
Joke by P45 - Tags: money , lottery , bishop , cathedral - Current Score: 178 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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