| My grandad was given 24 hours to live, so he drank a bottle of vodka and ate three packets of fireworks. It didn't save his life, but it gave us one hell of a show at the cremation. |    |
Joke by The Wolf - Tags: cremation , fireworks , vodka , grandad , ill , dead - Current Score: 121 - Added: 4 months ago
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